Last Night @ Bar (believe it)
[Douchebag stops me when I'm walking over to my friend]
Douchebag: Hey, I have some math homework. Can you help me with it?
Me: ......Why? Because I'm Asian?
Douchebag: Haha yeah. Sorry, I guess I was just trying to be funny for my friends.
Me: Really???? Because that's not funny.
Douchebag: Sorry... I just wanted to make them laugh.
Me: That's sad.
Douchebag: I thought it was funny.
Me: That's basically never funny.
Douchebag: I'm really sorry. I wasn't trying to be an asshole.
Me: Yeahhhh but you kind of were.
Douchebag: I really didn't mean to be an asshole.
Me: Well you failed and were actually a huge fucking asshole. [leaves]
Random guy walking by laughs in Douchebag's face: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNNN!
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[An hour or so later -- Douchebag re-approaches me at bar]
Me: ...seriously?
Douchebag: I feel really bad.
Me: Good!
Douchebag: I think I just got really nervous talking to you. I mean, you're like the best-looking girl in this bar and I don't know what I was thinking.
Me: I'm sorry, are you seriously HITTING ON ME now?
Douchebag: I'm just really sorry for before.
Me: Okay, I get it. Go away.
Douchebag: Alright. You won't ever have to deal with me again, I promise.
Me: That'd be FANTASTIC.
Douchebag: Just have a good night.
Me: ????????????
